Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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