The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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