You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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