Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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