thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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