my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You can make out without kissing
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