You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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