This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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