take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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