doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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