1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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