brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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