this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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