On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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