how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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