..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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