I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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