I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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