Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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