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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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