what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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