I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
