have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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