Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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