I can't watch pbs sober anymore
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I see more hoeing in ur future
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
