In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Randomize
