I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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