Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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