Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Do vagina's smell?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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