Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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