forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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