I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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