I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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