some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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