i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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