Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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