at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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