I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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