Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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