Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm really busy with my period
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