let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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