I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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