But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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