someone threw a dead crab at me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
And then he peed in my hair
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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