I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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