She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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