Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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