Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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