Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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