a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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